Amuseables Boiled Egg Graduation has done the work. Studied the texts. Sat the exams.

With a tasselled cap that stays on – just about – he still can’t believe he’s officially a graduate (was it that helping hand from pal Amuseables Boiled Egg Geek? Who knows…).

For now, this clever old egg is enjoying his moment. Ask him what’s next, and he’ll tell you something in cloud computing – or perhaps soft furnishings. The world’s his oyster.